Yo, Who Made Jessica Rabbit The New Page 3 Idol?

With Sophie Howard and Peta Todd both retreating from the lad mag lifestyle, the world needs a new absurdly busty girl to obsess over. Enter Lucy Collett: the first redhead to ever win The Sun's Page 3 Idol competition.

This stunning young beauty had early plans to be an actress, but her G-cups took her in another direction. As she told Page 3:

"Acting is such a tough life, so competitive. I know from friends who are actors that you're always going to castings and facing rejection... I think my body is better than my acting so I decided to go for modeling instead. I like to think I can sing too, but again that's a career with massive competition. I've never wanted to be on The X Factor, that's just about sob stories. I keep my singing to karaoke. I know it's my boobs that are my forte."

Yea, life was bleek with the news about Peta and Sophie, we felt doomed to forever walk alone and horny through the valley of the shadow of breasts, but then Lucy Collett came into our lives and nothing will ever be the same. Just think about it: a redhead in our favorite lad mags! It's about time.

(Oh, and if you'd like to see more of Lucy, enjoy this gallery from Front Magazine.)

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