New For 2012: Real Intimacy Through Creampies

Since teaming with the NIH to debunk the FaceBaby Theory in 1986, Porn has gleefully directed most of its loads faceward or, at worst, tit-adjacent. But we have lost something with the facial popshot: Intimacy.

I am not kidding when I say that it appears that the couples and trios performing in West Coast Productions' "Come in Me Baby 2" maintain greater eye contact and have a better time because, when the moment of the Greatest Expression of Love comes, the fellas don't have to physically depart their Special Lady to make a deposit.

This is the Creampie, a term comprising both the acts of coming inside a birth canal and pulling out slightly to show the clingy proof, and pulling out entirely to shoot the wad on the vulva to reflect real devotion.

I am fond of the zaftig likes of Princess, Bella Moretti, Bethany Benz, Serena Sinful, and the intriguingly pastry-like Kakey in this movie, as their warm and inviting grottos remind me of the butter-soaked English muffins I only treat myself to at hotels.

And there is something about the creampie that makes all Porn's other coital gymnastics seem so false, until I remember that the Creampie Method, or something approximating it, is how most people have sex.

Now if we could only have a movie in which the female partner hops across the bed, holding herself as if she's sprung a southern leak, and runs to the toilet so she doesn't stain the new sheets with spendings...that would be like a home movie.

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