Forget Synchronized Swimming, We Want Synchronized Masturbation

It may never gain the same level of attention as water ballet (which, let's face it, doesn't get that much attention to begin with), but we think it deserves quite a few props. First off: it's way harder to synchronize anything when you're, you know, busy touching yourself. Second off: this is way hotter than anything you could do in a swimsuit. Third off...actually, that's all the arguments we had lined up. We kinda figured you'd have stopped reading by now...

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