Cop A Feel On The Cop

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2011 was full of examples of cops doing stupid, malicious, and otherwise unnecessary things to civilians, and we want to make sure that all officers aren't vilified because of the actions of a few shmucks. Cops are people, too! They want to be groped and boned in the bathroom just like everyone else!

So remember the next time you see a meter maid go by or a couple of cops harass someone on the subway: they're just doing their jobs so they can get home and have someone strip them down and pet them heavily. Isn't that what we all want?

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