Working On A Car Is Like Giving A Sloppy Blowjob

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You have to keep things nice and lubricated, you shouldn't be afraid to be a little rough, and the car really likes it when you don't use your hands.

All right, truth time, we don't know a damn thing about cars. We're sorry for misleading you, what with being related to Jalopnik and all that, we just wanted to fit in with Tessa Taylor here. All we know how to do is make stick shift jokes, maybe compare boobs to headlights, and that's it; we're sorry, Tessa.

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