There Are So Many Boobs On “Celebrity Big Brother”

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First Natasha Giggs slipped a nipple; now, Denise Welch has upped the anti with topless hot tubbing. Is there something in the water? Are aphrodisiacs being pumped into the air via some sort of futuristic aphrodisiac delivery system?

We're not sure, but whatever it is that's causing these spontaneous showings of boobs needs to be imported to American reality TV, stat. Can someone get our finest scientists working on this? And then our finest lobbyists working on changing the whole TV censorship thing so that we can actually see boobs on reality TV shows?

· "Celebrity Big Brother" (channel5.com)