Squirt On, Tila Flame

"Come hither," says Tila Flame in West Coast Productions' "Showgirlz," (sadly not an all-black parody of the Gina Gershon classic). "Hop in this shit."

The premise is simple and elegant: these Showgirlz are used to fast cars, panoramic views of the hills, expensive jewelry, and self actualization. That said, they are not stuck up. It doesn't matter the socioeconomic class of the sound engineer for her hip hop album, for example, just as long as he can please her sexually.

But Flame distinguishes herself by a series of one-liners that need to go on t-shirts. And by squirting.

"Whether he's on soft or on hard," Flame says of partner Nat Turnher (and the implication is that people need to wear more jeans), "I always see it through his fucking jeans."

Later, the small-breasted (well, for porn) beauty taps out some squirt at the camera, which is a pleasant surprise, like a card trick at the dentist's office.

Flame is not all about the booty-smacking and potty talk, but she does get her point across.

"I want some cock, so I'm gonna go create some," she says. "You bitches know what I mean."

I think I know what she means, but I must needs go ask some bitches.

(We got a pre-release screener of this movie, so it was very difficult to track down Ms. Flame's name, and the tiny boxcover photo online is fonted in such a way that we had to make an educated guess. We were about to call her "Filla Flame" until we got confirmation otherwise. Complicating matters is the fact that Turnher calls her "Taylor, Angie, Ashley, or whatever your name is.")

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