Self-improvement is hard work. You want to make yourself a better, more complete person, but you can't do that until you love yourself, and you can't love yourself until you're better and more complete! So what do you do? Fuck the shit of a mirror, that's what you do.
For real: just slap a dildo on the glass, make it stick, and back that ass up into your own image. Sure, it's weird to imagine having sex with a clone of yourself that happens to have a big penis, but when you get into the psychology of things, that's what everyone actually wants.
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