Carolyn Reese And Raylene Make Us Want To Switch Careers

January 27, 2012
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The confidence with which Raylene and Carolyn Reese discuss seducing their plastic surgeon (Erik Everhard, who is nice enough to make a house call) made us wish for a moment that we, too, performed breast augmentations for a living.

The movie is called "Momma's Fun Bags" (New Sensations chose a circus font for the title) and it contains 11 scenes of mature (let's say they're all over 27) women confidently throwing their jugs around.

To be clear, we are not talking about gauzy scenes of doe-eyed young love. Those women have what we call "breasts."

No, these scenes feature tanned trophy wives with sex-husky, wine-at-lunch-soaked voices and yes, they wield fun bags.

Reese and Raylene have asked Everhard to Raylene's home to perform a breast inspection on Reese to see if she could use some surgery. That's what I said.

"Maybe you could do 650, maybe 800 CCs," Everhard says.

It does not take long for Dr. Everhard (he has the shirt, but not the haircut, of a doctor) to realize what the ladies have in store for him, but he's cool about it. What else can he do? He's in a private home.

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
· Buy "Momma's Fun Bags" (tlavideo.com)

New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Buy "Momma's Fun Bags" (tlavideo.com)