The Anal Rub, And A Strange Confession

What follows is a true story, and one that I am going to abandon the royal we in order to tell. When I was younger (how much younger, I can't say for sure), I had some strange ideas about how sex worked. I didn't realize for a long time that there was actual, active thrusting involved throughout the act, and though I was familiar with the concept of anal sex (liberal, gay-friendly parents, people), I didn't have that clear an idea of how, exactly, putting it in the butt worked. To wit: for a relatively long time, I thought that doing it in the butt involved rubbing a cock in between the ass cheeks.

In other words, I thought anal sex was what's depicted in this gif.

As I grew older and wiser, I (obviously) learned the truth of the matter, but it seems that some people out there maybe held on to my childhood misconception. Or maybe this is some fancy form of frottage we haven't seen before? Who can say, people. Who can say.

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