Time To Bone (And Boob And Butt) Up On Spanish History!

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Good morning, class! Today, we're going to be learning about Alfonso X of Castile, who ruled as the King of Castile, León, and Galicia from 1252 until his his death in 1284. His reign was notable for all the sexy females who hung about his castle and got into freaky threesomes.

We'll be using this TV show "Toledo" as our only text. The school considered using real textbooks or original documents for the lesson plan, but it was decided that books are boring and, more precisely, severely lacking in slow-motion titties. That brings us to our next point: riding cowgirl in medieval Spain caused time to slow down. Any questions?

Yes, you?

Actually, yes, everything we know about other cultures comes from their softcore programming. Excellent question.

· "Toledo" (imdb.com)
· Via Upcoming Nude Scenes (upcomingnudescenes.net)