Salome Richard, You Need To Pick Your Topless Battles

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We love that you feel so passionate about the war against clothing, but there's a time to show your boobs and there's a time to let them retreat into a shirt. Taking a bath with your loved one? Show them boobs! Hitting the dance floor? Maybe hold back on the boobs!

We're not saying boobs and dancing don't go together, and we love that you're so comfortable with your body (there's nothing sexier than that), but you're the only one on the floor with no top, and that kind of makes you look like you're on ecstasy. Are you on ecstasy? If so, ignore everything we said and then FEEL OUR HANDS, SALOME.

· "Les navets blancs empêchent de dormir" (2011)