Hypothermia Is A Small Price To Pay For Jenna Fournier’s Tits

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Jenna Fournier: talented swimmer, young temptress, incorrigible tease. On the one hand, if you take off your clothes before getting in the water with her, she won't take off her top and makeout with you. On the other hand, she'll leave you with wet clothes. Blue skin or blue balls: which do you choose?

Blue skin, obviously! Sure, it's bad for your health to walk around completely soaking wet, but at least you'll have seen Jenna's tiny, perky, hand-sized boobs. Sure, you'll catch a cold, maybe suffer some muscle pain, possibly get a touch of brain damage, but the memory of Jenna's chlorine-laced lips and stiff nipples should keep you warm (or at least provide a nice final thought before death).

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