Want A Threeway With That “2-Headed Shark Attack”?

Was your Semester at Sea interrupted when a two-headed shark attacked your boat? Are you stranded on an island with two ladies who are down to makeout with each other and possibly you? Well all right then! Just be sure to have sex on dry land! You don't want to? Oh.

All right, well, if you're going to be eaten by a shark, you might as well be seasoned with the kisses of a pair of hot ladies!

Leave it to The Asylum to make smutty horror films even smuttier. We didn't see "Shark Night 3D," but we can assume it's like this, but with only a fraction of the boobage. And who wants fractional boobage? We weren't good at fractions in the third grade, and we're not good at them now.

· "2-Headed Shark Attack" (imdb.com)

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