If you were a big time French music star named Shy'm, and you had a bunch of hit songs with names like "Step Back," "Take the Air," and "Forget Me," wouldn't you wear something a little more modest to the NRJ Awards? Well, that's why you're reading a smut blog and she's Shy'm.
Only the real Shy'm would know to accentuate her (allegedly) bashful persona with a hard translucent breast plate held up by feathers and willpower. Remember this the next time you have the chance to switch lives with a hot twenty-six year-old French musician: always go with the breast plate.
· Via The Nip Slip (thenipslip.com)