Breaking: Rainy Day Now Considered Perfect For Topless Sunbathing

Get it? Because her name is Rainy Day Jordan! Yes, that's her real name. What kind of parents would name their daughter Rainy Day? Who cares! She's Playboy Playmate of December 2011 and she's hanging out nude on the beach. Our first thought: we hope she doesn't melt.

We know, being the Playmate of a certain month doesn't mean you take on the properties of that month (except October Playmates, who are always spooky), but we're still concerned about skin cancer amongst the youth these days. We suppose it's the risk you take entering the nudity business. Props to Rainy Day for going against her name and her month; she's proof that being topless isn't just a job, it's a way of life.

· Via Egotastic (egotastic.com)