What Color Are Your Panties, JWoww?

Whoa, silly question, they are clearly a vibrant firetruck red, matching the shirt you are wearing. Better question: is Jenni "JWoww" Farley trying to seduce Kelly Ripa with a "Basic Instinct"-style flashing on "Live! With Kelly"?

Follow up question: why is JWoww dressed like one of the girls from BBD's "Poison" video? Is she telling us to never trust a big butt and a smile? Because those are the only things we trust in this world and we won't let JWoww take them away from us!

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)