Jiggling Jugs On The J Train

It takes seven minutes to cross from Brooklyn to Manhattan on the J train. That's just enough time for Boozey Guzey (that's what she calls herself!) to strip to her panties and swing around the bars while Nate "Igor" Smith furiously snaps photos. What would you do with that time? Play Fruit Ninja? (No disrespect to Fruit Ninja, of course.)

All we're saying is that people (including us, because we're lazy) could do a lot more with their spare moments if they only had a little more energy and/or access to nudity-friendly models. In the perfect world, we'd be teaming up with Igor and some porn company to start a Naked Hot Friend Exchange Program in which aspiring shutterbugs get to photograph their secretly professional hot friends doing naughty things in public. Again, we're lazy, so instead we'll just direct you towards the rest of Igor's shots of Boozey. You might learn something, and you can see the edge of her pussy peeking out of her panties in one of those pictures!

· See more shots of Boozey at Driven By Boredom (drivenbyboredom.com)