Rewriting The Creation Myth With An Extra Role: “2 Men & A Lady”

No, this isn't the Europorn answer to "Two and a Half Men," it's an exploration of what the world would've been like had the Garden of Eden been populated by Eve, Adam, and some other dude with a big cock who was all about Eve's tight asshole.

And no, this isn't the Europorn answer to "All About Eve" either, but that's a really good idea.

There is an actual Eve in this film, but she's not the Eve, she's just an Eve who has a thing for being sandwiched between two dudes. As soon as Eve puts her mouth on David Perry's pole, Lauro Giotto slips his well-lubed cock straight inside her ass, spreading her cheeks apart as he pushes deeper and deeper in. Eve is, naturally, down to get her backdoor pounded, and she willingly snuggles up with David to get him to fill the spot Lauro vacated. It's a non-stop spitroasting show for this blissful threesome, and we think their polyamorous marriage will last forever. (Or until the lube runs out.)

Like Eve, Tiffany finds a stiff dick in her ass as soon as she has another in her mouth, but she doesn't stop with spitroasting. She demands a deeper level of intimacy, one that comes with eye contact and the ability to smell each other's genital breath: we're talking about double penetration. When Tiffany feels both cocks nestled inside her, pushing against each other as well as her own tightness, she can barely control herself and she almost collapses on the couch. Of course, her friends are there to pick her up and keep fucking her because that's what real friends are for!

Just think: if the Bible had included some freaky shit like this, "2 Men & A Lady" would paint a picture of the standard human procreative relationship! And then one-on-one sex would be dirty. Masturbation would stay the same level of awesome.

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