Sex To Bob Dylan During A Thunderstorm: You Should Try It

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If you're trying to cultivate a moody yet soulful persona that all the ladies love, we recommend casually having some Bob Dylan on while you make the opening moves in your campaign. If you want you look extra cool, have sex during a thunderstorm--it's like God approves of your banging so powerfully that he's thrown in a homemade pyrotechnics show for you.

Now, the gentleman in this film uses both Dylan and God to look passionate yet intellectually stimulated, and while we applaud his efforts, he comes out of the experience acting like a shmuck. However, had he been boning to "Riders on the Storm" by The Doors during the storm, his shmuckiness would've been excused as a side effect of becoming Jim Morrison. Taryn Manning--seen here with her fine ass and gorgeous, muscular back--would shtup Morrison in a moment. (Who wouldn't?)

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