Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Her Boobs, We Ogle Them Nightly

We wish to be blessed by a peek at her breast--if we're lucky, her nipples shine brightly!

What, you're saying you don't make limericks to babes you admire? How do you let women know you like them then? Look, we've gotten, like, a jillion dates by writing bawdy limericks at people OKCupid, and it's only a matter of time until we find our way to Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's door, not because of looks or intelligence, but because of pure fucking poetry!

· Via Egotastic (egotastic.com)