Back Off Ilaria Pozzi’s Gorgeous Tattooed Body, She’s Ours

Yo, what are you doing? Are you looking at our future wifey? Yo, cut that shit out. We didn't post these pictures of Ilaria Pozzi for you; we're doing this to mark the moment when we called emotional and spiritual dibs on her. And yes, when you love someone, it's ok to call dibs on them in front of everyone on a porn site.

Are you still here? You better not be scrolling to look at the gallery below. We don't want you to know what her rose-tinted nipples look like, nor the top of her vulva, nor the art all over her body. And while we're at it, don't look at this gallery of Ilaria Pozzi pictures either. Every time you look at her, you are taking away the planks of wood that we need to build the treehouse where we will live with Ilaria, eating cookies and raising a family of tree-climbing babies, loving each other all the time, for all time, until the end of time. Capiche?

Ok, fine you can look at her a little. Jeez.

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