Damn Girl, Your Nipples Make Us Wanna Buy Retro Duds

What are these ads trying to tell us? Did this vintage boutique go back in time and steal the clothing off the backs of attractive young people from the '60s and '70s? Does that mean their prices are low?

We enjoy these ads, really we do, but we don't understand what they're saying. "If you buy our clothing, you'll be fucking girls who look like 'Mad Men' extras in no time!" Is that it? Because if that's what they're selling, we're absolutely buying it, even though the boutique is based in Turkey, a place we're too cheap to travel to.

· Via copyranter (copyranter.blogspot.com)