Morning Wood

· The good news: Researchers say porn spam dropped 92.5% during February. The bad news: There are more emails with the subject line "MY IDIOT HUSBAND IS OUT OF TOWN AND I'M A LITTLE LONELY" sitting in our inbox than ever. (vnunet.com)

· BBC newsflash: "These days anyone can set up a website and become a porn star." Wait, how come no one's told us? (bbc.co.uk)

· Since the next season of "The Sopranos" is still approximately 32 years away, we thought you might like to see what Jamie-Lynn Sigler is up to these days. (taxidrivermovie.com)
(Update: Several readers inform us that the photo was taken during a video shoot in October 2002 ... though in the Sopranos time-space continuum, that was practically last week. Thanks all!)

· Finally, public art we can actually appreciate: extreme poledancing, coming soon to a lampost near you. (extremepoledance.co.uk)

· Watch out for "stolen" nude Shannon Elizabeth photos to hit the web any day now ... though why she's using a Polaroid instead of a Sidekick is beyond us as well. (The Sun, via Flaunting It)

· Oh, and those Jamie Foxx nude pics? Still out there! Anyone want to start taking bets when those will start showing up too? (Celebrity Justice @ Adult FYI)