Guns Don’t Kill People, Naked Ladies Holding Guns Do

Not many people know this, but the Second Amendment specifically protects your rights to bear arms while baring your boobs. Fortunately, Richard Kern and a handful of hot honeys are here to educate the masses on this little-known clause in the Bill of Rights. We applaud your citizenship, Mr. Kern!

Whether you're a hardcore member of the NRA or you refuse to get within fifty feet of a rubber band gun, we can all agree that the only responsible way to have gun control in this country is if the guns are controlled by Kern and his topless models. How are you going to go out, buy a Glock, and shoot someone in a fit of rage when you must first confront a stiff-nippled beauty? The crime rate will plummet. Masturbation injuries might spike, but that's the price you pay for safety.

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