You Can’t Spell President’s Day Without Oral Sex

Okay, sure, if you want to get literal about it, the letters o-r-a-l s-e-x aren't all crucial to the spelling of the words "President's" and "Day." But in the more metaphorical sense, isn't the chance to watch hot girls going downtown on each other what all of our past presidents have fought and died for?

Think on that one, friends, as you celebrate this solemn President's Day. (Or, if you're in a Commonwealth Country: there's nothing more Family (Day) friendly than girls eating each other out.)

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