Flesh Flicks: What Part Of “Vampire Slayer” Don’t You Understand?

Everyone knows that vampires are sexy beasts who seduce victims with their animal magnetism as much as with their "eternal life/slave of the flesh" sales pitch. But still, if you sneak into a vampire's lair and open their coffin to disturb their evil slumber, that usually means you're there to kill them—not bring your girlfriend and take the vampire on in a sexy threeway. Maybe you want to become a foot solider in the undead army of the night, but no one ever got to be employee of the month at Vampire Hunters-R-Us with an attitude like that.

· "vampire seduces vampire hunters" (Megarotic)

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