What Color Are Your Panties, Jessica Alba?

Wait, don't tell us, we totally know this one: they're turquoise. In fact, we're pretty sure you're wearing a Hanky Panky low rise thong in true blue. Yes, Jessica Alba, we've finally looked at so many pictures of panties that we no longer need your help in figuring out what kind of thong you're wearing. We promise to stop asking you about your undies, so feel free to call off the restraining order.

Please?

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)