Damn, Mariah Mars, You’re Cute When You’re Drippy

You're cute when you're dry as well, but when we see water smear your makeup and drip down your plump lips and over your boobs, it makes us melt. It's like you're the Wicked Witch and we are your faithful flying monkeys--we'll take a bucket for you, girl.

Or maybe you're like a packet of sea monkeys and Nate "Igor" Smith was the wise child who added water. Look at you come to life! Look at your huge boobs swell and shudder as a chill shakes your frame in the sketchy Hollywood hotel bathroom where you pose for pictures at 3 in the morning! You are, without a doubt, the best thing ever purchased from the back of a comic book (or gawked at on Burning Angel).

· See all the pics of wet, busty Mariah Mars at Driven by Boredom (drivenbyboredom.com)