Congress To Determine When Women Are “Old Enough For Anal”

As we speak, the legislative branch is hard at working telling women what they can and can't do with their bodies, and word has it that a Special Subcommittee on Sodomy has been formed to figure out when females are allowed to be free with their fannies.

The buttholes of men aren't subject to the Senate because they don't feel comfortable directly talking about gay sex. Also, men still rule everything. We don't make the rules here, we just poke fun at them.

Hey, speaking of poking fun, check out how happy Netu looks with a cock in her ass! This charming twenty-two year-old redhead has been taking it in the tuchus for at least a year now, and she never tires of testing her own tightness. Oliver Strelly might not emote much, but when she looks in his eyes--as he fucks her ass in midair--she looks like she's in love. In reality, she's only in love with his thick man log, and even when she's been pounded in piledriver position, she savors every last moment, every inch of dick that she can. Sadly, her enthusiasm suggests that she is not old enough for anal. Being mature means acting blase about everything.

Lisa looks like she's getting her nonchalant nookie on, at least when she's fitting her mouth around Kid Jamaica's massive member, but as soon as she slips in her backdoor, a smile spreads across her face. Almost, Lisa! You almost convinced us that you're old enough for anal! If only you didn't love the struggle to get Kid's cock snugly inside your ass, your booty would have the blessing of our government.

Did you know that it's legal to have anal sex with a Little Debbie cupcake, but it's not yet legal to have anal sex with Debbie White? That's why we have to advise you to not look at the pictures of Debbie getting her butt split by Frank Major's huge dick. You can look at Debbie's ass by itself, you can look at Debbie giving dome in the bathroom, but you are not to observe how Debbie can't help herself from pinching her nipple as Frank spreads her cheeks and pounds her pucker. We're sorry about this. At least the dessert is cream-filled, too!

No one knows what our elected representatives will select as the minimum age for anal, but if they watch porn like this--and we're sure 90% of them do--then they'll realize that legal voting age is "Old Enough For Anal." After all, you can't get preggers from it! That like that, right?

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