“Selena Rose Home Wrecker” Puts The Dome In Demolition

At what point does Selena Rose begin wrecking relationships? Does it happen as soon as she puts her mouth on a dick, or is her gaze alone enough to scorch a happy home? More importantly, how has Selena's presence in the community affected your marriage? Maybe you should avoid telling her about the block party.

Maybe we're being unfair to Selena--it's not like she's radioactive, she's just really hot. You can live down the block from her and never be tempted to cheat on your significant other with her. However, if you end up living with her like Nacho Vidal and Erik Everhard do in this fine film, well, you're in trouble.

Erik has been dating Asa Akira for a long time because, duh, she's Asa Akira. Furthermore, she and Erik bought a couch together as a symbol of their commitment to each other (one that happens to provide a number of comfortable screwing surfaces). Erik loves jamming his massive shaft in Asa's pussy as she dials around her clit, and Asa loves knowing that Erik ain't never going to find a better screw than herself. Then Selena Rose shows up.

"Need help getting your new bed in?" Erik possibly asks Selena in the movie we haven't watched. You know what this leads to: first he compliments her big, cozy bed, then he admires her big, cozy ass, and Selena would be remiss if she didn't reciprocate by commenting on the bulge in his pants, and as soon as she's mentioned it, she pretty much needs to suck on it. But hey, it's just harmless bed christening, right? It's good juju for a fresh mattress.

And when Nacho Vidal cheats on Vicki Chase by fucking Selena in the bathroom, well, that's just how roommates wake each other up. How is Selena going to get used to her new commute if she's all groggy and not-fucked on her way to work? It simply won't do. Nacho pretty much has to wrench Selena's arms behind her back as he slams her against the bathroom sink, and Selena has to suck his glans with all of her might so she can taste his sweet, invigorating seed. Nacho Vidal: his jizz is like yerba mate.

The back of the "Home Wrecker" box tells us that Selena Rose has some evil plan involving the boys that goes far beyond just banging them and getting their GFs all pissed, but we have no idea what that is. Is Selena Rose running a pyramid scheme? Is she a cult prostitute of Asherah or Ba'al? Surprise us, Digital Playground!

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