Megan “Her Nipples Are Sharp Like A” Fox

"Gosh," you must be thinking, "that sure is a unique nickname. How did Megan Fox earn such a moniker?" If you've spent any time at the beach with Megan, then you know that her breasts respond in a very specific way to cold water and an insistent breeze. Incidentally, people used to call her Megan "Specific Nipples" Fox.

In related news, Megan Fox looks stupid levels of pretty without makeup on. She's a looker with the stuff on, too, but we just wanted to mention how much we dig the natural style.

· Via The Nip Slip (thenipslip.com)