Dream Love Chair

After seeing this "electrically driven love chair" (which looks an awful lot like a similar Japanese model we spotted a couple of weeks ago), we're ready to clear out an entire section of our porn collection here at Fleshbot Central to make room for what looks like the ultimate fucking machine for the Laz-Y-Boy generation. The hilarious Ken-and-Barbie illustrations showed us everything we needed to know about how it operates, and the warranty coverage and onsite repair plan are certainly extra selling points—yet our dreams were dashed when we realized that it's only available in UK and the Netherlands. Why do those EU people have all the luck?

Dream Love Chair: "The New Sexual Sensation" (dreamlovechair.nl)

Previously: Japanese Sex Machine, The Robospanker, Orgasms at 300 RPM, The Sybian, The Machine Project