Sammy Braddy Is Taking Her Boobs And Going Home

But we ask you, are they really her boobs any longer? These aren't just Sammy Braddy's boobs, these are Britain's Best Boobs--some doctors would even call them the World's Best Boobs--and even though they're attached to her body, we're emotionally and psychologically attached to her titties! Sammy Braddy, why are you leaving the lad mag game?

And Britain, are you just going to let her walk away with those breasts of hers? If one of your nuclear scientists decided, "Hey, I'm gonna take these nukes I made and bounce," would you let her do it? No! You'd be all MI5 or MI6 on her ass because those nukes are needed* for the good of the country. Nobody ogles ten megaton warheads in their spare time, Britain. You think about that.

*We here at Fleshbot want you to know that we love nuclear disarmament.

· Via Egotastic (egotastic.com)