What A Strange And Sexy Courtship This Is

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If you put two people in a confined space for a long enough time, no matter how weirdly they behave towards each other, they'll eventually have sex. Case in point: this guy interrupts Valda Bickute's shower, scalds her with the water, creeps on her while she sleeps, and still gets to have sex with her. Humans: we do not understand them.

And when our hero finally gets to have sex with the dark and mysterious Valda, he doesn't take his jacket off. We've written angry letters over less than this; we sent a pipe bomb to Gene Simmons for keeping his t-shirt on in his sex tape (eh, we thought about sending him a soggy envelope of Pop Rocks and coke), so to us, this is unacceptable. Valda, honey, we know this is just a movie, but you can do better than him. We get totally naked when you get totally naked, and best of all, we won't push you away by your face when you want to snuggle.

· "Kamen" (imdb.com)