Netflix Picks: Judge Not Lest Ye Miss Out On Sex

If you're having a good time, and naked bodies are involved somehow, there's a big chance someone will show up and try to ruin your fun. Maybe they don't like what you're doing, or maybe they have strong opinions about it that are based on rumor and nonsense. It's not something we talk about often on Fleshbot, but today's Netflix Picks are all about the times when you have to put your foot down and say, "Yo, I'ma be a freak no matter what."

1. Spanish Fly: An American journalist goes to Spain to write a story on the local men and their take on relationships. She's convinced that they're all going to be macho and hypersexual, but when she gets there, she discovers she's wrong! Yay! Emotions! Of course, before she discovers love and all that cool stuff, there's a woman getting soaped up in the shower with a kind man lending a hand, women trying on lingerie, and one gal loses her robe to the sea. This movie is oddly macho and hypersexual.

2. Sirens: This 1993 film, not to be confused with the 2011 show starring Charlene McKenna's naked bod, follows an Anglican priest who goes to Australia to prevent an artist from exhibiting blasphemous works that blend religious and erotic imagery. His efforts are impeded by the artist's models, who are all gorgeous, and often naked, and one of them is Elle Macpherson. 'Nuff said, right?

3. Lianna: Fed up with her cheating, abusive husband, Lianna starts an affair with a woman, her attractive night school professor. It seems like as soon as she enjoys her freedom (from her husband, with her body), she realizes that she's being isolated, and she must find a new job, new friends, and a new life. Freedom and loneliness go together in the worst ways; fortunately for us, cunnilingus and freedom are practically synonymous.

4. Late Marriage: Zaza's parents are trying to arrange a marriage for him with a nice, respectable girl from their Georgian-Jewish community, but Zaza has been dating a 34-year old divorcee and has no plans to stop. Naturally, everyone finds out about everyone else, Zaza's world gets turned upside down, and he must choose between his love and his family. Let's see: get married when you don't want to, or continue having lots of sex with the svelte and sexy Ronit Elkabetz. However will Zaza choose?

[At top: Sienna West denies the motion to grab boobs, via Big Boob Pass (bbp.brazzers.com)]