Like Magellan Before Him, Mike Adriano Is About To “Pound The Round 9”

Then again, Magellan didn't decide to travel around the Earth an additional eight times because it made him come--as far as we know. The point is that all you fools who still believe that butts are flat are about to have your minds blown by the spherical (really, peach-shaped) glory of Gia Steel's giant ass.

Mike's ship is his cock, a sweet slit-sailing vessel that has proved its worth on countless stormy nights, riding rambunctious rumps with nothing more than baby oil to guide his way. You should've seen the party he had to christen the thing! Mike broke a bottle of Dom P over his wang. Shit was awesome.

Let's stop talking about Mike's anatomy for a moment. Gia Steel: her ass is what's up. When she's all oiled up, we can hardly tell where her thighs end and her butt begins--it's not to say that she suffers from pancake posterior, it's because the whole damn lower waist complex is so juicy. That, and the shine off the oil is blinding.

Where did Paige Turnah come from? And why haven't we seen more of her? Pun names like hers are increasingly rare in the porn industry these days, and whenever one comes up, we suddenly feel like we're fapping back in the '90s. We love a girl who can play with our heads, and we also love the way Paige plays with the head of Mike's cock, popping it in and out of her tight, wet pussy. Though he doesn't touch her asshole, he's sure to spread her cheeks forcefully with his thumbs, giving her just a hint of that strange sphincter feeling that makes her grip the pillow with anticipation. Dear lord, how we want to her this girl's book. (Her ASS book.)

Sheena Ryder seems to resist the round pounding as long as possible, and normally we'd raise an eyebrow at that, but we respect her wish to delay gratification. Plus, her endless game of "Just the Tip" gives us some great pictures of that moment when Mike slips inside her: any less and he's just tickling her pussy lips, any more and she's just being fucked, but as it is, Sheena is still holding her breath as he spreads her open with his girthsome glans. It's like watching the sun disappear behind the ocean.

"Pound the Round 9" looks phenomenal, but honestly, how could it not? Slather an ass in oil and we are sold. On a completely different note, can we get a scene with Paige Turnah and Nat Turnher?

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