Pop Quiz: What Fetish Is This Cute, Topless Quebecois Babe Engaged In?

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What, you think we write those Encyclopedia of Smut posts for our own enjoyment? Nuh-uh. We're standardizing your knowledge of naughtiness, and your first pop quiz is right now. Celine Bonnier and her shady husband are doing something to her belly that involves a bicycle pump, and they're more or less ignoring her cute petite boobs. So what are they up to?

If you remember the vocab words from the BBW article, you'll know that Celine is involved in padding! Or is it inflating? Gosh, now that we think about it, we should've done B is for Balloons last week. Or maybe we should've done B is for Baby-related-freakiness, because these two are clearly getting off on Celine's fake baby belly. You know what? Pop quiz cancelled until we get a better understanding of pregnancy (unless babies come from bicycle pumps, in which case we've been lied to by so many people.

· "Coteau Rouge" (imdb.com)