Staying Warm With A Bonfire And A Vagina

No matter how big your fire is, or how boozed-up your hot cocoa is, it's tough to stay warm at the beach. Might as well do as this couple does and have a super hard banging session by the bonfire! The heat will make your loins glow better than any tingling lubricant ever could.

That advice is really for you readers in San Francisco (my hometown), where the bonfires are numerous and the beach is freezing all year round. If you're near a nice body of water with warm nights, you probs don't need the bonfire burning your butt. It just gives the cops something else to be menacing about.

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