You Are Cordially Invited To Fuck This Booty

If you ever get married, we advise you to not print your wedding invitations on those tiny, dainty white cards. Instead, send your guests huge cards, each featuring this MILF's sweet ass, because nothing in the world is as inviting as that.

People are going to be mad disappointed when they show up at your wedding expecting to have some anal sex, but at least everyone on your guest list will come! Also, you're probably going to get a lot of lubricant for wedding gifts. That's what you get for registering at Linens-n-Things.

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