The Case For Super Slow, Low Impact Sex

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She's a lonely young mother, he's a rugged mountaineer; what do they have in common? They like to have sex like a pair of lazy tree slugs! And you know what? That's cool with us. Life is stressful enough without worrying that you're screwing too slowly. This ain't a race.

Furthermore, sex quality isn't determined by the pace of your pounding, but the position as well! If you were to have slow doggy style sex, then yeah, you'd probably get bored. What you need is a lot of skin and eye contact. Do like the mother and the mountaineer: twist your limbs together and screw like a pair of Daddy Long Legs whose webs got tangled.

Uh, unless you have arachnophobia, in which case you shouldn't have your sex life emulate arachnids.

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