Abdominal Exercises For The Bubble Butt Beauty

The last time we tried to get in shape, we came to this conclusion: "Fuck crunches." That quickly turned into "fuck crunches!" Who says you have to lie on your back and lift your feeble torso when you could have much more fun by riding a cock by lifting your sexy butt?

No one says things like that. We double-dog-defy you to find a legit personal trainer or fitness guru who says sex isn't exercise. Maybe Jack LaLanne (we miss him dearly) would've said that, but only because that guy was post-sex. He got his kicks by hauling stuff with his teeth.

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