Anal Sex: Twice As Filling, Half The Calories

Actually, the FDA is still debating whether or not anal sex is "half the calories" of vaginal sex, and they're taking forever to approve or deny that claim. It's not their fault, really. Anal sex is neither a food nor a drug.

But it will feed your heart and blow your mind! It is, unfortunately, very addictive, and you may be tempted to incorporate it into every single sexual event you engage in. Then you might try to get other people into ass play as well. Frankly, anal sex is dangerous. You should get some before the FDA bans it!

(On another note, every time we see FDA we think it stands for Fuck Dat Ass. Anyone else have that problem?)

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