Vanessa Hudgens Has A Gun And An Exposed Crotch

If this were the Marvel universe, those two things would qualify Vanessa to be a supervillain! Admittedly, she wouldn't be the most effective villain, because we wouldn't be able to tell if she were robbing us or flashing us. "Hands where I can see 'em," she would shout, "this is a stick-up-skirt!"

Pretty good catch phrase, right? Who would be her archnemesis? Selena Gomez? Yeah, that could be hot.