Carol Costello Broadcasts Her Panties On CNN (Twice!)

Yo, Carol Costello, we think you're pretty fly. You and your CNN homies won two Peabody Awards for your coverage of Hurricane Katrina and for your coverage of the 2008 elections. It sounds like you have this news channel thing on lock. Now is most definitely the time to be flashing your panties on air. Keep it up, girl.

Those other news channels need to recognize your game, and we think crossing and uncrossing your legs is a great way to establish your supremacy and permanence. Each shift of your weight says, "Yeah, I've got a butt groove in this couch and I will show my crotch when I please. Bring it, journalism." Eventually, you can start slouching and grabbing yourself, but wait until you have a couple more awards under your belt.

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