Diora Baird And Friends Are Funny, Sexy, And Topless

Funny, sexy, and topless? Why, those are the three criteria that we look for in potential lifelong mates! You might think that "topless" can change at a moment's notice, but we threw it in there just to emphasize that our future spouse will have no problem showing her bod to GQ, as is the case with Diora Baird, Anna Faris, Brooklyn Decker, and Amy Schumer. Do you think Amy Schumer would want to marry a Fleshbot writer?

Because we'd be down. She's quite foxy, she's a hilarious stand-up comic, and we'd like nothing more than to be the little plastic men clinging onto her boobs for dear life. We like getting super Freudian with our love interests, you dig?

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