Going Primitive On Jennifer White

All-natural Jennifer White (australobigassicus) gives Wilma Flintstone a run for her money in a spearchucking interlude with Tommy Gunn in the fun and ridiculous "Butts 101."

The world Wicked Pictures seems to inhabit is one where the mid-1990s never ended. Thus we watch a screwy professor, Erick von Tuckus, explaining how early females developed their glutes.

"All zat walking," the professor says.

And this silliness is not unwelcome. We appreciate the time it took to get a tooth necklace and spear for the near-translucent White, all floppy and pink and brunette in all the right places, and a leopard print ensemble for Tommy Gunn.

It's like the lost scene from "2001: A Space Odyssey," and White has a nice sprach.

That they then fuck on a mat on a well-manicured lawn with the sound of traffic in the distance is no matter; what really matters is that we are watching the Dawn of Man here, and White is enough to give anyone a monolith.

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