Tera Patrick And The Man With Giant Scissors

Above: Tera Patrick, Sasha Grey and Teri Weigel officially open the Adult Entertainment Expo. Not pictured: Tera Patrick

The assembled throng has come to watch as 2008 AVN mistress Tera Patrick (that's her elusive purple sleeve captured above) cut the ribbon that will officially open the AEE ceremonies. Fashionably late, she strides down the red carpet flanked by Sasha Grey and Teri Weigel. A man with a gigantic pair of novelty scissors turns the festivities over to the chairwoman and a poor ceremonial piece of paper loses its life. Let the games begin.

More extreme amateur photography below.

Veteran photographers contemplate their frequent-flyer programs.

Impressionist-inspired photo art or just bad camera work? You decide.

Mistress Tera (in purple) surveys her Vegas domain. You can hardly tell that we've never done this before.

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