We're not saying Abby Brothers is a criminal, but she looks a little too comfortable playing with that gun and wearing that hosiery on her head. Maybe she's done this kind of stuff before, you know? Maybe we're some of the few people who have seen her nipples and lived to tell the tale.
Then again, she could bust in this room any second now, guns and tits akimbo, and silence us. That'd be super hot. It's not like we have a death wish or anything, but we'd feel so fucking cool hanging out in the afterlife like, "Yeah, that model Abby Brothers busted in with a revolver. It was so sexy. Then she started firing."
· Via In the Raw (itr2010.org)