We're not saying it's the most original idea in the world, but it draws on some of the greatest porn tropes known to humankind. Lesbians, oily, in a group, doing thing to each other. It's like mixing Oreos and milk: of course that's what you should be doing!
Better yet, it's not like this movie contains just one orgy. Oh no, you get three separate scenes going on, so technically this should be called "Lesbian Oil Orgies." Does pluralization make those three words sweeter? It does to us.
You've got your run of the mill living room scene in here; a bunch of girls on leather couches and hardwood flooring, grease up, and go to work on each other. These ladies aren't just are little oily around the crotch and boobs, they glisten all over! Toes, kneecaps, cheeks, shoulder blades, whatever: it makes us wonder if anyone is getting penetrated with an elbow. As far as we can see, the girls are all about their toys, and rarely ever put their lady parts together. We're not here to tell anyone how to run a "Lesbian Oil Orgy," but come on, where are the tongues at?
Ah, they're in the locker room scene! Nothing helps you relax after a hard, sweaty workout quite like making it rain oil on four of your best friends. We love the way these athletic babes look as they go down on each other wearing nothing but ankle socks and running shoes. There are only two vibrators to go around, but with a little creative positioning, they create a pretty sweet daisy chain of satisfied pussies.
Then there's a scene that we're told takes place at a "motocross party" on top of bucket seat-inspired couches. It looks like the kind of place your eight year-old nephew would have a birthday party; we're slightly discomforted. Again, we're not here to boss around the "Lesbian Oil Orgy" goers! And we applaud them for getting super nasty on each other's bodies in the middle of a less than sexy setting. Seven babes cram on two couches for this bit, and nary a pussy goes unloved.
Yep, it's "Lesbian Oil Orgy." Any questions? (We have one: where does the oil come from?)
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